Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme donut [why? WHY?!?!]
Sandwich Cake - A layer of deviled ham, chicken salad and olive-nut spread between a whole loaf white bread surrounded by four packages of strawberry cream cheese. [YUCK!]
Taco Town Taco - Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce. [OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!]
Lardz - deep fried lard balls topped with sugar
[Gaggg...literally it's balls of fat rolled in sugar!Xppp]
Deep Fried Cheeseburger on a stick [they did it with a hot dog, why not a burger? People will seriously deep fry anything!]
Ughhhh...this makes me want an apple or something!
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